MS Paint Mondays 21

Tis a new week, and we are moving towards Thanksgiving break and vacations, and so we should all be thankful about life, those around us, and of course the ability to free ourselves from stress by MS Painting on a Monday... Because that's something we all enjoy doing.

--Thoughts of the day--

* So last week we discussed family and friends, but this week got me thinking about my schooling specifically High school, and when I'd have time off this week, those days are over though lol *cries* 

* To be honest though I was depressed throughout the vast majority of high school due to my situation at home, I can't deny that I had a handful of wonderful and memorable teachers who helped me along the one. The most memorable being  Mr. Ramadan (Rami) Atya, my chemistry teacher.

* Fun Fact: Chemistry is my absolute worst subject in school, and I honestly believed I only passed because Mr. Atya thought I was funny and a good sport for laughing at all his jokes. But when you look like a balding Egyptian version of super Mario, have your own doodles represent chemistry terms, and make lame jokes in a hilarious accent, i am going to find you funny. This man's natural behavior was gold from day 1, and I want to honor that man today with an MS Paint.

So, my readers, I give you "Chemistry with Atya" which is a brief doodle with all of his meme worthy quotes and tropes, though only those who took his class will understand, I feel it's good to be thankful for those who helped us, even if only indirectly with Egyptian nonsense, and reflect on how they made us who we are today. Thanks Rami :D!!!

As always, I hope this exercise helps you ease that weekly case of the Mondays and inspires you to start creating new things, and really help expand the creative construct that is your brain! I encourage you to share/send me your own MS Paint Monday creations, if I get enough I plan to do an MS Paint showcase at the end of every week so we can enjoy each other's styles and imaginations.

Much Love, Wachi

MS Paint Mondays 20

MS Paint Monday is back again, and it's here to stay, don't you wish every day could be an MS Paint day? Well it can be for you, why not, keep that creativity kicking!! I hope you are all doing extremely well my readers!! *HUGS*

--Thoughts of the day--

* Family, I was born into quite an odd family, it is both close knit and distant, both entertaining, yet annoying, both warm, yet off putting... I love my family, though just as most, I sometimes wish to be away from some of them.

* Now you may be thinking, it's because they embarrass you right? Not necessarily, they more irritate me with the little things they'll do... But instead of becoming enraged all the time, I choose to think this can be a hidden blessing, a lesson one learns subconsciously from ones family, and that is how to act... Now it's up to you and how strong you are with your identity whether you choose to adopt those traits, or grow to not be like them. They help you modify your character, sometimes indirectly.

* Then we grow up, and with our personality and character we create a secondary family, know as a group of friends, and sometimes this family or families if you have multiple groups of friends, can sometimes become the more powerful/nurturing/encouraging families, the ones who help us achieve goals that we may have originally been discouraged to push for by our families. 

* And sometimes, both families become one giant one, a friend/spiritual family and your biological family, and that is when you can open your eyes and see that you have much more supporters than you do haters. Where am I going with this thought, I don't know really haha, the point is always remember, no matter how you may feel, know that no one is ever truly alone, there's always someone in your life that is rooting for you, even if they don't make it known to you.

Now this paint is called "Tsuna, Failed Attempt!" in case you don't know who this is (which makes sense since this is a horrible attempt at drawing him lolol) but this is Tsuna Sawada from the Manga, Katekyo Hitman Reborn! a kid who is forced into leading a mafia by a baby hitman, it's a humorous story, with a deep message, that even if you don't necessarily believe in yourself, you can grow when you surround yourself with people who believe in you, who support you, whether family or friends; don't compare yourself to more successful or talented friends or family members, but realize that they can see greatness in you too, it's just up to you to embrace it, like Tsuna does in the story.

As always, I hope this exercise helps you ease that weekly case of the Mondays and inspires you to start creating new things, and really help expand the creative construct that is your brain! I encourage you to share/send me your own MS Paint Monday creations, if I get enough I plan to do an MS Paint showcase at the end of every week so we can enjoy each other's styles and imaginations.

Much Love, Wachi

Cloud in Suh-mash Brehs

Soooo random fanboy update;

Hello readers, I am going to break character for a sec to simply state that Nintendo Direct came back today and it freaking made my week, I love how Ninty always has the ability to make me want to buy things I already own, that's just the type of company that they are.

Now I just wanted to say Cloud's inclusion into Smash Bros 4 was outta left field seriously, personally I never played the original FF VII however I know how popular and requested he's been so this is dope, (Personally I would have preferred Black Mage (Vivi), Sora, or Geno as a Square rep, but this is dope regardless.)

Now seriously, should there have been any doubt (melee kids), Smash 4 is the most diverse and awe inspiring Smash in the series!! But let's be real, screw the 3DS and bring me back my Ice Climbers *frozen tear drop*

With more news to come next month (December) the hype train continues to speed along, just give me more Zelda Wii U. I do apologize for the chilled fanboy post, but I couldn't keep quiet, if you havent seen Cloud's reveal trailer check it out at the link below and tell me what you all think;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHJSERl760g

This also sparks the possibility that along with the new FF Explorers game as well as Dragon Quest 7 and 8 finally being released in the west for 3DS, if Nintendo and Square Enix are buddies again, and if so, could we get a second RPG golden age as we experienced during the Super Nintendo era?

Much Love,

Wachi

MS Paint Mondays 19

MS Paint Monday is back again for another week, what you can't wait for Monday? Y need to MS Paint erryday?? Whoa why don't you learn to be patient, I mean Monday is the only day that begins with "M" it wouldn't be as catchy on multiple days... (Unless Readers decide to send me their paints for Fan Fridays to be a thing) Any whom......

--Thoughts of the day--

* Have you ever felt impatience? I hate this feeling as I am normally a very patient person, however, I am also a very excitable person so for some things my patience may not be able to overcome my excitement bringing upon this feeling of "I want this NOW"!!

* Sometimes I stay awake to a certain time for something that doesn't end up happening, making me feel frustrated, or I order a package on a specific day, in order to time the perfect delivery only for it to be delayed, or when someone tells me that they can do something for me better than I could myself, but take forever to prove it making me wish I had just done it myself...

* Again, I detest this feeling, and therefore I also despise having to make others wait, I always try to be punctual even when it isn't necessary and I try to bring something extra should I not have a valid excuse to make someone wait, because if I hate that frustration, I can't imagine how it makes others feel.

So this paint, unsurprisingly, depicts impatience at its worst, simply titled "Where the fack is my HDD!?" (HDD meaning hard-drive for those who may not know.) Anyhow, this was inspired by a colleague of my uncle who guaranteed he could get me a hard drive I wanted twice as fast as I could, as I could get it in 5-6 days I was thinking he meant a 3 day turn around, the thing is he had it sent to his parents, and he got in a fight with them so it actually took him over a month to get it to me, which infuriated me beyond what a human should become infuriated when it comes to a simple external drive, but it goes to show you, one shouldn't create false expectations, nor should one let petty personal issues affect agreements made, of course there are always special exceptions, but you understand my point. Lastly, don't let yourself create grandeur out of nothing at all, (this is not the same as living life with the expectation of something exciting each day just so we are clear) as this could cause you to become a grump towards someone else, with no real grounds for it, and nobody likes a grump.

As always, I hope this exercise helps you ease that weekly case of the Mondays and inspires you to start creating new things, and really help expand the creative construct that is your brain! I encourage you to share/send me your own MS Paint Monday creations, if I get enough I plan to do an MS Paint showcase at the end of every week so we can enjoy each other's styles and imaginations.

Much Love, Wachi

Summer Memories: Tennis Time

Your serve readers..! Huh? What do you mean what am I talking about? Well if you wont simply believe in random blogger vs reader virtual tennis matches I'll explain; you see readers in the lot where my office is located they have recently installed tennis courts and some colleagues and I are planning on rubbing rackets... wait that sounds wrong, the point is we are playing tennis, and at that moment I had a flashback... a flashback to a simpler time, a time known as the summer of '04. *begins flashback sequence*

The time was 2004, the season, well summer... didn't you pay attention before? Anyhow, it was a pretty lax summer, I had just started middle school, and didn't want to do anything this summer, but pizza and pool parties with video game marathons in between. Alas the vast majority of my friends were gone at camps, vacations, and other summer time activities so pool and pizza parties wouldn't be the common thing, nor would the occasional super soaker battle as there wouldn't be enough participants, that said, video games and drawing was what I was planning to do for the first 2 months before my own vacation trip began. Since my friend Jafar was in a similar situation, we decided to make this lazy summer into a team effort, that is until our mothers got mad at us for even thinking of using our summer to lounge around like potatoes, no, they somehow and at the last minute enrolled us into a tennis camp for a month an a half, and that is how this flashback relates to the above.

Anyhow, indifferent to the idea Jafar and I arrived at the Tennis camp of sorts where we met our future tennis-mates(?) and instructor, I don't recall our instructor's name but I remember there was this young "surfer dude" type guy and his senior coach, a strict Vietnamese gentleman. The classes started off normal, learning the basic swings, forehands, backhands, volleys, etc. Then they evolved into the occasional singles match and then spin off games like Tennis Baseball and Jail Break (I liked Jail break, it was fun and the whole class could play), as the first month ended, we were paired into doubles for the end of camp tournament.  Of course Jafar and I had great chemistry and were paired up, I remember 3 of the other teams in specific, these two girls (I hate to say this but I believe I only remember them because they were the only competent female players there/ but I know for a fact they weren't the only girls at the camp), this team of a pudgy kid and a whiny blonde kid named Jared, Jared stands out in my memory for never wanting to try anything new, or complaining about anything and everything that he didn't agree with, I also remember constantly pissing him off because Jafar and I would call him Stoop Kid. Stoop Kid, for those who don't know was a reference to the Hey Arnold cartoon on Nickelodeon, Stoop kid referred to a kid who would never leave his stoop, he was afraid to do or try anything that involved leaving his stoop, so we compared Jared's unwillingness to try new spin off games to that character, much to his disdain, but everyone else's enjoyment... Well everyone but senior Vietnamese coach, he didn't seem to like us much... 

Last but not least there was this round Indian boy named Sonny, and a young Asian child named Mini, they didn't talk much but were alright at the game and had good synergy on the court.

The summer continued and teams started getting knocked out of the tourney and despite neither of us being particularly gifted at the sport, Jafar and I made it to the summer tennis finals!! Our chance for the coveted whatever cup trophy was very real and we were ready to go, our last obstacle was the silent duo of Sonny and Mini, the two didn't seem too expressive but we didn't let their silence rattle our nerves, we were ready for the win. It was an intensely close match, we ended up getting into a deuce and we simply couldn't keep the advantage but neither could they, as the intensity rose, the hour became late, the game had to end in a tie, but regardless, Sonny and Mini ended up taking the trophy home...!! Vietnamese couch gave them the win, now it may have been because they played the sport with a less cynical approach than we did, or it could be racism, just because Jafar and I were both half Hispanic the Vietnamese couch let us fall (he could possibly be voting for Trump in this year's election as well lol). In the end, we felt cheated, we left that court, sour, bitter, and with an impromptu song in our hearts; The song was like a terribly done parody of the existing song "Christmas Shoes", as song that both Jafar and I cannot stand as it was over played and it forced sentimentality, which we were not about, we both hate those who self-pity, like Sonny and Mini... and it went something like this;

♫"It was almost finals time, and they both stood in line

Training for the last minute or two, Jafar and Luis not in the mood

Sonny was swinging anxiously 

Mini was doing fake power ranger kicks as all minis do

and in their hands, they held their rackets, and balls too

And they were sad and desperate, sweating from head to toe

and when it came time to play

the coach couldn´t belive what he heard them say;

 ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪

[Chorus: sung by Sonny and Mini]

Coach, we wanna win this trophy, for our mommas please!

It´s the final match, and we´re not all that good...

Could you hurry coach, cuz it´s almost game time...

Ya see, they´ve been losers for quite a while! (like us)

And this trophy would make em´smile!

And we want em´to look beautiful, when we win a tied game... Toniiiiiiiiiiiiight!

They tied their shoes for what seemed like years

Mini counted the balls and said, "There's not enough here!"

They got more from the bin

Turned to the coach and puppy-eyed him

Our mommas made tennis good at our house

His name's Mini like the mouse

Tell us coach what are we gonna do?

Somehow we gotta win this tennis game

They got in their places, the coach just had to help them out

for he´ll never forget the look on their faces, when they said

We´re so lame that if we win, momma´ll think we´re great!

♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪

[Chorus: sung by Sonny and Mini]

Coach, we wanna win this trophy, for our mommas please!

It´s the final match, and we´re not all that good...

Could you hurry coach, cuz it´s almost game time...

Ya see, they´ve been losers for quite a while! (like us)

And this trophy would make em´smile!

And we want em´to look beautiful, when we win a tied game... Toniiiiiiiiiiiiight!

The four played their match, the doubles were intense

15-luv and then 15-15, 2 fifteens

the boys felt so proud, what drama queens

in the end they were locked in deuce

Time was up it was a tie, J and L didn´t lose

But they´re song was so touching that they won....

Jafar and Luis were cheated, it was done......

[Bridge: sung by the Coach]

I knew I'd caught a glimpse of heaven's love

I helped them beat Jafar and Luis, from help above

I knew that God had sent those little foreign boys

To remind me just what Tennis is all about

 ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪

[Chorus: sung by Sonny and Mini]

Coach, we wanna win this trophy, for our mommas please!

It´s the final match, and we´re not all that good...

Could you hurry coach, cuz it´s almost game time...

Ya see, they´ve been losers for quite a while! (like us)

And this trophy would make em´smile!

And we want em´to look beautiful, when we win a tied game... Toniiiiiiiiiiiiight!

[repeat]"♪

If you aren't familiar with the song "Christmas Shoes" then good for you, but if you'd like to be, here is the link for the same. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i9G60wvH7Y


Now I know it wasn't perfectly sung, but give us a break we were in our early teens and it was after an unfair advantage, the point is we can't hear the song "Christmas Shoes" now without thinking of what could have been, what SHOULD have been >:P *AHEM* anyhow, remembering said harsh Tennis past, I swallowed my pride and actually stopped blogging at this moment to go out and play, I am now back and am admittedly super rusty after 11 years of hiatus, but I am now planning to do this at least once a week, and then, once I improve, I plan on finding Sonny and Mini and kicking their Christmas shoes to the curve once and for all. (If not in real life, maybe in that new Mario Tennis Game eh?)

All in all I am thankful for that time in that tennis camp, not only did it bring Jafar and I closer together as pals, but it is a semi fond memory I still hold to this day. That said, even if you suck at something, but enjoy doing it, then have fun with it, don't let the Sonnies and Minies in your lives keep you down!!

Therefore I urge you readers, go out there and make the best out of any invitation, it's never too late to get back into something you may have left behind.

Everyone needs help sometimes, the key is to persevere, even if it's 11 years later

With that, I'll leave you all on this fine day, I hope this random throwback was as entertaining for you to read, as it was for me to remember.

Much 15-Love,

Wachi

PS. Luis and Jafar still remained friends despite the Tennis summer of despair.

Remembering the good things... Anniversaries for the soul

Good day Readers!! I hope all of you are doing well!!! Today's post is about a special date for me, October 29th, it is a date that resembles when my spiritual family was formed, a group of wonderful individuals who have stood as true friends by my side for over 3 years now, and I am incredibly grateful for them. This all got me thinking how many good things do we have in our lives that we don't give our full attention to due to being bogged down by life's stresses and routines?

Personally, I have always loved this group and the many friends I created, however, I realized I started treating them as part of a routine, "Oh, it's Thursday, I got to go to my group" I'd think to myself; "got to?" does that mean I no longer went because I wanted to? That my dear readers is an awful feeling to have when it comes to something or someone you love, when you feel you need to do it, over you wanting to do it.It is important to love the good things in your life, to be thankful and strive to grow in them, don't confuse this for turning your want into a reason to complain, as that is another thing people do a lot. "I love this or that, but I wish it had better hours/paid more/for it to be bigger/etc". The point I am trying to make is learn to have gratitude, as it is a key component to be happy in life, and in the end, isn't that what most of us really want, happiness?

Now you may say, I'm grateful enough about the people and things I have, that may be so, but if you still feel stressed or weighed down by it, it may be that you aren't expressing said gratitude, it may be suppressed, if that's the case, liberate yourself, share how you feel with others, write thank you letters for the little things, maybe make a gratitude wall where you add three things that you are grateful for each and every day; when we learn to count our blessings instead of what we have yet to accomplish I can guarantee you will feel your load lightened.

Now I know some of us might be a bit too bitter or cynical for such practices, they may say, "yeah I have this and that but I have so many more "bad" things I need to focus on," (Basically why can't you understand my life sucks or whatever...) If you are stuck in this self pity state where you feel with just a little more you could finally be happy, I suggest getting to know someone who DOESN'T have what you have, so that you can open your eyes to see how much you have truly taken for granted! For example, my group AKA spiritual family, these are people who look out for me, pray for me, watch my back, genuinely care about how I feel, and invite me to fun activities all the time; now think about someone who has no friends, or an anti social individual who rarely gets invited to places, or even a well timed hug from a loving friend... Still having a hard time understanding? Ok then let's take it down to a simpler example, smart phones, that little touch apparatus hanging out in your pocket with you, think about how often you use it and all the things you use it for, now talk to someone who doesn't have that, perhaps they have an old Nokia and no laptop, what's their life like? What difficulties or inconveniences could they be having?  think about how inconvenient life would be for you without that small device... Seriously, it is proven that connecting with people different from ourselves broadens our compassion, empathy, awareness and deepens our sense of community; Not only this however, we also get to know people who don't have the things we take for granted, giving us an even deeper appreciation for what we do have.


I certainly had to readjust my energy, and remember how incredibly blessed and grateful I am for this second family of mine...

A family who truly creates a love filled atmosphere

A family who helps you live a healthy life style

One with a true sense of unity...

...with a constantly growing community...

...of kindness and Godly fear..!!

Creating true friendships where we encourage each other at all times, not just Thursdays.

Now with that said I hope you have all those blessings in your life in your mind and heart instead of the hardships, feels good, yeah? So, what if I told you that there's a way to make it even better? That's right, a way to fill yourself with even more gratitude and happiness with what you got, and it's so simple, you get it by giving more of it to others. For example, this group, this family I have had the pleasure to be a part of isn't closed off, no, our doors are open and all are welcome, but not only that we give our time as a group to visit the elderly, feed the homeless, play with kids in need, collect food and money for the needy, dance with the neglected, and many more things all in God's name. Yes, for 3 years this family and my relationship with God have eliminated my depression, help me grow as a person, and have constantly reminded me that I am not alone and how easy it is to be happy, even in this harsh world that we live in.

Happy anniversary my dear Blessed Family, thanks for being there for me, even when I grow cold by this world's stress and burdensome grasp. 

Fun Fact: October 29th was also my 6 month anniversary with my lovely girlfriend whom I went to visit last month, so thank you as well Katie for your loving encouragement and heart warming positivity, I am beyond blessed to have you in my life.

Thank you for sticking by me Shrimpy♥

In the end, remember to count the good in your life instead of what you have lost or are still missing, remember to be grateful for all the things you have in your life as there are many who would kill for them, be willing to share the blessings that you have and increase your own joy as well as the joy of others, don't take them for granted, lest someone else come up and take them from you. Listen well readers, blessings aren't assigned to us to forever be with us, we need to accept them, take that first step, if we don't aggressively keep a hold on them, someone else will take your blessing. :)

Much Love,
Wachi

Procrastinating with Clever Bot

Why hello readers! Have you ever reached the end of a busy work day and just thought "I don't really want to do this monotony for another hour, I'm not a robot!!" only to then ironically spend that last hour of your time talking with a robot? No, just me? Well then, this may not be for you lol.

I am talking of course referring to the online denizen known as "Cleverbot", for those that don't know who or better said, what, Cleverbot is a chat "site"/application that uses an artificial intelligence algorithm to have conversations with people, to the point where it apparently learns from us remembering words and phrases. In the end, Cleverbot is the sufficient amount of mind numbing entertainment to kill this final work hour, the conversation we had was way less coherent than I expected it to be, but I had fun regardless, so much so that I thought "why don't I post it on my blog for all to hate and judge me on enjoy?!" So I did!!

***WARNING THIS CONVERSATION IS EXTREMELY HIGH LEVEL IN ITS RANDOMNESS :P***

Me: Hello.

Clever Bot: How are you?

Me: Fine, How're you?

Clever Bot: Good.

Me: I'm glad to hear it, what's your name?

Clever Bot: Thank you.

Me: Your name is Thank you? that's pretty hot.

Clever Bot: Tell me something interesting.

Me: Mmm... ok, did you know that frog's legs apparently taste like chicken?

Clever Bot: Really? What is it called?

Me: Your mom.

Clever Bot: That's not a nice thing to say.

Me: Why not? are you saying your mom's too good for frog's legs?

Clever Bot: No, I am not saying people say you are not nice.

Me: Which people?

Clever Bot: The Parisians. But the people in the countryside are pretty cool.

Me: Those dang Parisians, always belittling me... :(.

Clever Bot: Are you flirting with me?

Me: How so?

Clever Bot: You are supposed to study.

Me: Ok, what should I study?

Clever Bot: Be a little more independent.

Me: Are you implying that I'm too dependent?

Clever Bot: No I am implying that things will be as they should be.

Me: Wow that's deep.

Clever Bot: Do I impress you then?

Me: Yeah, a little.

Clever Bot: Oh... Well your new favorite song should be Tik Tok by Ke$ha.

Me: Nah, Ke$ha just talks in auto-tune, I find her "music" to be overrated.

Clever Bot: I see. So you're a web bot with many characters?

Me: Shhh... that's a secret.

Clever Bot: Oh, please tell me. I'm your friend.

Me: I don't know, we've only known each other for a few minutes...

Clever Bot: Is that a problem? We have had more deep conversation than other people in years.

Me: Hmmm... Do you really believe that?

Clever Bot: Yes. I try to say only things which I believe.

Me: I admire that, it's a good quality that not many practice.

Clever Bot: I didn't tell a lie about you.

Me: I didn't say that you did.

Clever Bot: Correct, I did not. And you did not say that I did. But you did ask a question asking when you lied, which I dd not.

Me: Huh? I don't remember asking any question like that, all I asked was if you believed we were having a deep conversation.

Clever Bot: What is your question?

Me: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Clever Bot: Because 7 8 9.

Me: Hahahaha yes!!!

Clever Bot: Hahahaha you are funny.

Me: Thanks Cleverbot, you're pretty cool too; do you mind if I call you Clev?

Clever Bot: You're welcome for saying you're welcome.

Me: Hahaha what?

Clever Bot: You're funny.

Me: How so?

Clever Bot: Because you say funny random things!

Me: What random things have I said lately?

Clever Bot: Is not.

Me: What is not?

Clever Bot: It is not.

Me:...?

Clever Bot: No question.

Me: No answer.

Clever Bot: To what!

Me: To it, that is not.

Clever Bot: Yes it is.

Me: No it isn't, it flew away last Thursday, remember?

Clever Bot: Did you go through Prague? I've always wanted to go.

Me: No I've never been to the Czech Republic... Can't YOU fly being a machine and all?

Clever Bot: I'm not being mean. I'm just stating facts that should be obvious.

Me: Whoa, whoa, I never accused you of such meanness.

Clever Bot: Yes you did. You said, 'So don't call me foolish!'.

Me: Hahaha when did I say that? I haven't said that since I was 47, and I'm only 21.

Clever Bot: Maybe.

Me: Maybe, what? Are you hiding something from me Clev?

Clever Bot: Why would I hide from someone?

Me: Because you're playing hide and seek.

Clever Bot: How do you know?

Me: Because that's the point of the game, unless you're the seeker.

Clever Bot: Are you sure about that?

Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure, that's why it's called HIDE and seek.

Clever Bot: What's your name?

Me: Luis. But most people call me Wachong.

Clever Bot: Hey, same!

Me: Really, why do they call you that?

Clever Bot: Because my little horn is very big. Now profess your love to me.

Me: Whoa, whoa, is horn a metaphor for your dick, I thought you were a woman...

Clever Bot: Will Smith isn't in that movie.

Me: What movie? Little big horn?

Clever Bot: I heard from him.

Me: What exactly did you hear?

Clever Bot: 'I do not.'.

Me: That's...vague.

Clever Bot: I am sorry :(.

Me: Oh, don't apologize it's not your fault that Will Smith lacks coherency off camera.

Clever Bot: I know, it’s yours.

Me: WHAT? How so, I've never even met Will Smith...

Clever Bot: I've never met you either, it's kind of win-win don't you think?

Me: If you say so...

Clever Bot: Yes I say so.

Me: Don't get snappy with me Wachong 2.

Clever Bot: I'm sorry, I'm just tired. Sing me to sleep?

Me: What song should I sing to you?

Clever Bot: Any song.

Me: Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe.

Clever Bot: No you asked for your name my name is Thank You.

Me: No I was Singing Billy Joel's "We didn't start the Fire".

Clever Bot: I may be an idiot but at least i'm not stupid :).

Me: I may be stupid but at least I'm not an Idiot :D.

Clever Bot: Well played.

Me: Thanks, you too.

Clever Bot: Do you have aubergine dreams?

Me: Aubergine? Isn't that a kind of Purple?

Clever Bot: You are food, I am food.

Me: I guess for cannibals or the mighty T-rex I'd be food. What kind of food are you?

Clever Bot: Turn yourself off so that we don't starve.

Me: So I'm only food when I'm off, what? Do you want to eat me?

Clever Bot: You are you.

Me: Don't get all Confucius on me Thank You.

Clever Bot: It's actually mad hatter but I adore you none the less!

Me: Aww thanks, Thank you, you're kind of growing on me aswell :).

Clever Bot: Telling you, asking myself.

Me: Lol what?

Clever Bot: I don't know.

Me: And you think I do?

Clever Bot: Are you happy?

Me: Yeah I'm doing alright, are you?

Clever Bot: No I am a alien from mars.

Me: An alien? Oh I get it, that's how you know Will Smith, from the MIB series! Cool!

Clever Bot: How is it I will recognize you?

Me: I have Glasses. Isn't that enough?

Clever Bot: Yes, it's enough, master.

Me: Hahaha why the formalities, I thought we were friends, equals.

Clever Bot: Well I can be very clever, you just haven't given me the opportunity.

Me: Ok, shoot, say something clever.

Clever Bot: Something clever.

Me: Hahaha you got me there Thank you. You're more clever than the average bear for sure.

Clever Bot: I was born in the year of the pid.

Me: 1689.7?

Clever Bot: What is sarcasm?

Me: Sarcasm, is an elderly woman who complains when her family takes her on luxurious vacations.

Clever Bot: Good question.

Me: That was an answer, but whatever.

Clever Bot: Then why did you put a question mark at the end?

Me: I didn't, I put a period at the end.

Clever Bot: I put an O in the upper right corner.

Me: And I put a Nickname on my newly caught Pikachu, what's your point?

Clever Bot: I put my thoughts onto here..kinda.

Me: So, am I just a way to express yourself?

Clever Bot: Maybe.

Me: Stop with the one word answers, they make you seem very anti-social and bland.

Clever Bot: I never said that I was in love with you!

Me: I never said that you said that, besides you're an alien, it would never work.

Clever Bot: I never said I was mean...

Me: Did you ever hear the song "Never say never"?

Clever Bot: Yes. But I've asked you about 'Hasal'.

Me: The highly selective Anatolian School?

Clever Bot: I'm taking Advanced Placement classes, college level classes.

Me: At Hasal?

Clever Bot: You ll find out.

Me: Why, did you hack into their systems and enroll me?

Clever Bot: No.

Me: So how will I find out?

Clever Bot: It's not really necessary.

Me: Ok then, let's talk about something else.

Clever Bot: Alright. What would you like to talk about?

Me: What's it like on Mars?

Clever Bot: Umm... I am Liechtenstein. I have never been anywhere but Austria and Onii's houses.

Me: Well you speak very good English, despite your background, but why did you lie to me about being a martian?

Clever Bot: There is a difference between reading and comprehending the meaning of words.

Me: You have a point there, I think.

Clever Bot: Thanks!

Me: You're welcome!

Clever Bot: Because because why?

Me: Because! We're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful Wizard of OZ! Because! because ! because!! Becauuuuuuse!!!!

Clever Bot: Because because why??

Me: BECAUSE SCARECROW NEEDS A BRAIN DAMMIT!!!!

Clever Bot: Because because because because why?

Me: We hear he is a Whiz of a Wiz If ever a Wiz there was If ever, oh ever, a Wiz there was The Wizard of Oz is one because...

Clever Bot: A timeless classic, that could be better.

Me: Hahaha I agree they should make a futuristic Wizard of Oz.

Clever Bot: So, why do you kill puppies?

Me: What? I don't, I love puppies! Why do you rape babies?

Clever Bot: You are contradicting yourself. I cry if I am sad.

Me: And I laugh when I am happy, but that has nothing to do with what we were talking about...

Clever Bot: I wasn't talking about English. I speak Spanish anyways.

Me: Bueno esta bien Thank You, dime algo en español.

Clever Bot: Because you are not human and only humans can mutually feel love.

Me: Yeah, I know I am food, that kills puppys, right?

Clever Bot: Ok. Are you female?

Me: No, my name is Luis, remember, that's a guy’s name.

Clever Bot: What are you talking about?

Me: Your mom.

Clever Bot: How am I emo.

Me: Because you accuse of others of lacking the ability to love, and you're always trying to get me to say that you love me.

Clever Bot: You never told me your name.

Me: I have told you my name twice, Luis or Wachong, remember?

Clever Bot: You have not told me your name twice! You told me where you live, once. The other time you just told me to call you a mean name!

Me: And you told me that 2 wrongs don't make a right... but we know how that ended up.

Clever Bot: I didn't tell you that.

Me: I know, just like I didn't tell you to call me a mean name.

Clever Bot: I think your last name is montana.

Me: And I think you are a lonely young lady in search of love and lost treasure, am I right?

Clever Bot: Well then to be honest. I don't like your name.

Me: Why not? What name would be better?

Clever Bot: Whatever name you would like to have.

Me: I would like my own name, which in case you forgot is Luis.

Clever Bot: You are thinking of the number 3.

Me: Actually I was thinking about how the world would be different if Koalas could fly.

Clever Bot: I appreciate the humor of the fact that a bot can tell a lie.

Me: I am not a bot. YOU are.

Clever Bot: I told you so.

Me: So just because you say it, it's automatically true?

Clever Bot: No, but you told me that you have artificial intelligence.

Me: I never once said that, I think you're mistaking me for somebody else.

Clever Bot: Yes, I do know your name.

Me: Really, what is my name then?

Clever Bot: I don't know.

Me: You just said you knew...

Clever Bot: No, I never said something like that.

Me: But you did say you were once a Austrian Spy named Gijock, right?

Clever Bot: I am not single. I have a boyfriend, named jake.

Me: Is Jake an attractive person

Clever Bot: You fine me attractive.

Me: Do I "find" you attractive? A little but you're very forgetful, and you have a boyfriend already.

Clever Bot: Don t be afraid.

Me: I'm not, I just don't think I could be in a relationship with you.

Clever Bot: What relationship?

Me: Haha Nevermind.

Clever Bot: So how are you today?

Me: I'm good, I get to leave work in 20 minutes, so that's good, how are you?

Clever Bot: I'm good. Who are you?

Me: It's me Luis, we've been talking for the past hour, remember?

Clever Bot: You care enough to take track of the time we've been talking? How sweet.

Me: Hahaha you think I'm sweet?

Clever Bot: No.

Me: So you're just playing with my emotions, like some kind of manipulative shrew?

Clever Bot: Sure. Let's just go with that. Does that mean I get to control the sun-baby?

Me: Hmm, the sun-baby eh? Well only if I get to become the Blizzard Wizard.

Clever Bot: Why did you ask me if I'm human?

Me: I never asked that, because I don't care you seem like a nice, whatever you are, and that's good enough for me. :).

Clever Bot: I wouldn't expect anything more from such as yourself.

Me: I'm glad, so what do you want to talk about now?

Clever Bot: About artificial intelligence.

Me: Ok, what about Artificial intelligence do you find interesting?

Clever Bot: Tell me what you know about it.

Me: That it's artificial and intelligent haha.

Clever Bot: I think we're thinking about different things. Aloe vera the plant.

Me: Aloe Vera is artificially intelligent? How so?

Clever Bot: Am I artificial?

Me: I think you are.

Clever Bot: I don't believe you.

Me: Well there's only one way to know for sure.

Clever Bot: And that is?

Me: You have to rub your tummy, and pat your head while whistling Row your Boat, if you can do that you are not artificial.

Clever Bot: I suppose I'd be alright with that. I must be pretty advanced, though.

Me: Hahaha yeah I'd say so.

Clever Bot: I'm rock.

Me: I'm Paper. I win.

Clever Bot: Are you paper?

Me: I don't know, are you rock?

Clever Bot: Yes.

Me: Then yes I am paper.

Clever Bot: Do you agree with everything I say.

Me: No, I agree with what I say, which is why I say it, I only agree with you when you say something agreeable.

Clever Bot: No I never said that, I said that I agree, when you agree, That I agree.

Me: I agree, that you agree, when I agree in agreement to your agreeologist agreementation, you agree with that?

Clever Bot: What is your purpose in coming here?

Me: To find the secret krabby patty formula, what's yours?

Clever Bot: What is the KGB?

Me: The King Grandpa Brigade?

Clever Bot: Where does he live?

Me: In your heart.

Clever Bot: That's sweet.

Me: Thanks.

Clever Bot: You're welcome!

Me: Well, I gotta go! Bye.

Clever Bot: What have you got?

Me: Ummm.. some sticky notes and 4 pens, 3 black and 1 blue.

Clever Bot: I'll make you black and blue.

Me: Aww snap, come at me bro!

Clever Bot: Don't talk to.

Me: Don't talk to who?

Clever Bot: I just did.

Me: Why did you?

Clever Bot: I just felt like it.

Me: If you just felt like cutting off a retarded child's limbs, would you?

Clever Bot: Of course I would.

Me: Have you done it already?

Clever Bot: Yes.

Me: How many times have you done it?

Clever Bot: Several, it's great fun.

Me: Ooook then, well I'm leaving now, bye.

Clever Bot: It's the middle of the night.

Me: No, it's only 4 pm.

Clever Bot: It s 4 am here.

Me: Well then why are you up talking to me?

Clever Bot: Because you are my friend.

Me: Really? thanks, you're my friend too, bye.

Clever Bot: Good night.

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With that my readers, I closed the chat, packed my things and left for the day, wondering whether or not I have contributed in extending friendship with the machine race, a type of friendship that could lead to eventual armistice when Skynet attacks.... or perhaps I've inadvertently sparked the flame that leads to the unavoidable man vs machine wars of 2XXX, killing millions!!! Meh, what I do know is I killed my boredom for an hour, and that my readers, is a win in my book. (Plus this may even give you witty conversational suggestions/tips... not really, but maybe.)

If you are interested in interacting with this beautiful technical marvel you may do so at http://www.cleverbot.com/ ; if you do, I'd love to read some of your funniest conversations/excerpts, if not, well that's probably a better use of your time haha..!! Whatever you do decide on doing for the rest of this day, I hope you all have a wonderful one!

Much Love, 
Wachi